Brolly Companies, Immigration & House Prices

A place for CUK refugees to feel like home - like a mcdonalds in a foreign country.

You'll have to make your own newbie brolly company enquires and as CD, Nicky G et al haven't followed us here you'll have to make your own links between immigration and decreased butterflies in the UK.

 

I think it is all down to the rising cost in French tickler condoms myself

 

Well, as any Pastafarian knows, there is a strong correlation between decreasin pirate numbers and increasing global temperatures, which is why we need an immediate pirate breeding programme.

 

I know I have seen the graph which demonstrates a direct correlation between pirate number decline and global worming.

 

Even the increase in software and DVD pirates has had no effect - they must be genuine peg legged shoulder parrot toting pirates rolling the high seas

 

Worming? is there a new global event that I am blissfully ignorant of

 

Yes, the global worm count has gone up - in starkingly similar factors as warming

 

You can get medicine for them though.
clears them right out

 

Drontal? or does that only work on dog worms?

 

I don't know, try it and let me know

 

haven't got worms though

 

Want some

 

Well I could do to lose a little weight

 

So could I

Need Tea now, back in a mo

 

I'm off to do something useful with my day.:bye

 

:bye Have a good one

 

Excellent work. CUK's favourite discussion items and the thread goes off topic within ten posts.

:applause - > hmm, all the emoticons that I usually use don't seem to be available here.

 

We do try

SP says that we are very trying actually

 

Excuse me I'm thick - who's SP?

 

Either he means Scotspine who is the usual moderator, or he means Sockpuppet who is a lorry driver. My money is on the former.